Misanthropic Love
Analeptic for the nescient masses

The NYT says that we are nation reeling from the disaster that is the aftermath of hurricane Katrina. I for one have no sympathy for those etouffe’ stuffed, hillbilly, frenchmen. These idiots looked at a bowl shaped area, that is below sea level, in a region with lots of hurricane activity, and decided that it was a good place to live. Am I the only one who finds this thought process suspect? Now that this cretinous decision making has come back to haunt them like a high school yearbook picture, I am supposed to feel empathy for these schmucks?!?!
To top it all off, we as taxpayers have to foot the bill, not only for their rescue and welfare, but to help them rebuild!! In the same fucking place!! How dare these people put their hands out, demanding that we enable their lack of real estate prowess with our money! I also have a hard time having any respect for a city when its inhabitants have no respect for it. The widespread looting is evidence enough of that.
I say no rebuild and no federal money. These people made a pathetically poor decision, let them take some personal responsibility and stop looking for everyone else to foot the bill every time they act like the uneducated ignorant masses that they are.

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House Speaker: Rebuilding N.O. doesn’t make sense
Thursday, 2:55 p.m.

By Bill Walsh
Washington bureau

WASHINGTON - House Speaker Dennis Hastert dropped a bombshell on flood-ravaged New Orleans on Thursday by suggesting that it isn’t sensible to rebuild the city.

“It doesn’t make sense to me,” Hastert told the Daily Herald in suburban Chicago in editions published today. “And it’s a question that certainly we should ask.”

Hastert’s comments came as Congress cut short its summer recess and raced back to Washington to take up an emergency aid package expected to be $10 billion or more. Details of the legislation are still emerging, but it is expected to target critical items such as buses to evacuate the city, reinforcing existing flood protection and providing food and shelter for a growing population of refugees.

The Illinois Republican’s comments drew an immediate rebuke from Louisiana officials.

“That’s like saying we should shut down Los Angeles because it’s built in an earthquake zone,” former Sen. John Breaux, D-La., said. “Or like saying that after the Great Chicago fire of 1871, the U.S. government should have just abandoned the city.”

Hastert said that he supports an emergency bailout, but raised questions about a long-term rebuilding effort. As the most powerful voice in the Republican-controlled House, Hastert is in a position to block any legislation that he opposes.

“We help replace, we help relieve disaster,” Hastert said. “But I think federal insurance and everything that goes along with it… we ought to take a second look at that.”

The speaker’s comments were in stark contrast to those delivered by President Bush during an appearance this morning on ABC’s “Good Morning America.”

“I want the people of New Orleans to know that after rescuing them and stabilizing the situation, there will be plans in place to help this great city get back on its feet,” Bush said. “There is no doubt in my mind that New Orleans is going to rise up again as a great city.”

Insurance industry executives estimated that claims from the storm could range up to $19 billion. Rebuilding the city, which is more than 80 percent submerged, could cost tens of billions of dollars more, experts projected.

Hastert questioned the wisdom of rebuilding a city below sea level that will continue to be in the path of powerful hurricanes.

“You know we build Los Angeles and San Francisco on top of earthquake issures and they rebuild, too. Stubbornness,” he said.

Hastert wasn’t the only one questioning the rebuilding of New Orleans. The Waterbury, Conn., Republican-American newspaper wrote an editorial Wednesday entitled, “Is New Orleans worth reclaiming?”

“Americans’ hearts go out to the people in Katrina’s path,” it said. “But if the people of New Orleans and other low-lying areas insist on living in harm’s way, they ought to accept responsibility for what happens to them and their property.”

Having a child is probably the single largest act of selfishness,egotism, and evil that you can commit. Now some people say its because they love children and want one of their own to share their love with. Bullshit! You love children so much that you would rather let hundreds of thousands of already parentless children continue their lives as orphans , so that you can one of your own. Those people who go to fertility doctors in a desperate attempt to thave children of their own make me want to vomit. those people must despise children to go through so much in order not to adopt an orphan and ease its loneliness and suffering.
Anyone who says that they are nothing like their parents is a liar. everyone grows up to be their parents. When you decide to have a child you are announcing to the world that you think so highly of yourself that you are going to create a human in your own image. A savagely grotesque display of egotism.
I have never heard anyone coherently explain a good reason for having children. “To continue our species on earth”, is one i hear alot. Right, I am sure you said, “this one’s for humanity”, as you slipped it to the missus one night. Another is , “to create something with our love”. So your love wants to ignore parentless orphans? then your love sucks!
Why do people think that having a child gives them a special status in life? They are always looking for special treatment because they have a kid. It is bad enough that their kid is going to be an extra drain on national resources, yet they get a fucking tax break!!
I love it when people let their kids act like savages and then try to excuse it with, “well, they are just children.”. No, they are spoiled children and you are an ineffective loser with poor parenting skills. These people are so worried about being their kids friends that they have neglected to be their kids parents. I am supposed to excuse their kids behavior because they are just kids. Wrong! you decided to burden society, with the result of what I am sure was a very awkward and repressed minute and a half of apologetic copulation, so learn to be responsible for your decisions and keep them away from the rest of us. I am sure when you look at your kid that you see a cute, self-validating, little bundle of joy. I see mobile, snot filled, vermin. I despise your children and the selfish, egotistical, decision making that they represent.
Keep your mucus covered vagina droppings away from me.

I am sick to death of you selfish pricks, so full of your self importance, that you think the law does not apply to you while driving, (forget about common courtesy). I can drive for hours before I will see someone use a turn signal while changing lanes. Are you all so fucking lazy that it exhausts you to hit that lever to activate your turn signal? I also hate tailgating. Its unsafe and rude. I try to leave at least 2 car lengths between me and the car ahead of me. There is always some jerk who sees this space and slides into it so now all three of our cars are right on top of each other. Of course, the first thing this asshole does upon squeezing himself in between us is to hit the break cause he is too close to the car in front of him!! Right now you are all thinking, “yeah, i hate the people who do that.”. Guess what? you are those people!!
You all think your time is so important that you think nothing of making illegal lane changes and cutting people off all in the name of saving a few seconds of your precious time. I have some news for you, if you were to die in a horrible accident tonight, (and I wish you would), the world would keep turning without you. If life was a huge body of water, your life and death would be the thrown pebble that didnt cause a ripple. The air rushing in to fill the space that you previously occupied would make an audible pop it would happen so fast. Your family would cry for a couple of days and then even their lives would go on.
My point is, your time isnt valuable, so show some fucking courtesy on the road and stop acting like a dick.

So, I am attempting to quit smoking. I dont want to quit, i love smoking, but i feel like shit. Having quit before I know what a manic freak I become for the first 3 days. No psychiatrist would say I was clinically sane during this period. Here is the rub, no matter how many times I tell people, for their own safety, to leave me alone for these 72 hours they wont stop fucking with me! They look right into my eyes as I let them know that I am not thinking clearly, they acknowledge this, and then proceed to try to involve me in an intricate discussion of their personal issues. People are so self-involved that they don’t actually listen to anyone. They merely nod, counting the seconds until they can talk about themselves again. Now, I will admit, I am certainly guilty of this crime. The only difference is that i actually have something interesting to say, while everyone else is terminally dull. People would be doing me a favor if they would come to understand that their stories are dull, i find their opinions to be based on an enjoyment of the LCD, and everytime they speak I am humming the guitar solo to “Sympathy for the devil” in my head.

So I got my quarterly real estate tax estimate. These fucking people should just mug me on the street for their money, at least it would be more honest. First of all, I bought my property, I own it. Why the fuck do I have to pay rent to the government for the land that I own?!?!?
Second, I dont have kids, I do not use the system , so why am I paying for its upkeep? It’s taxation without representation! Now I know some of you will say that an educated society is a boon to us all. Ok, then why is my contribution based on the house I own? Le’ts say I own an expensive home and have no kids in the system. Lets also say that the woman next door has a less expensive home and 3 kids in the system. Her kids are using 3 times the resources that I am yet she pays less to upkeep the system!! Having a child is a personal decision between 2 people. Why am I then responsible to financially support their decision? I wasn’t in the room while some guy was giving it to the missus, how come I am involved now? I wish that I could rely on my neighbors to pay for my personal decisions. I think it would be a boon to society if I had a pool in my backyard. It would increase the value of my home, which would then contribute more money into the system when I sold it. So I think my neighbors should pay for it. See how bullshit this equation is? Yet this is the argument these selfish fucks use to justify having a kid that they cant afford!!! These liberal , eat the rich, tax and spend, cocksuckers are one Gauloise cigarette away from being socialists! Dont think for a moment that this rant means that I support George W. I think that CAFTA signing, war starting, lying , illiterate , douche nozzle sucks it hard too! I was probably the only person in the tri-state area that knew that idiot was going to win in the last election. How did I know? You combine a candidate who lies incessantly in catchy soundbites, with a population that can barely read , mix well, and Presto!, a president. Now all of the dems in the area bitch and moan but accomplish nothing. They confuse complaining with activism. Fucking morons! Goddamn, you all suck!!

I have Tivo and it rules! Skipping past Madison Avenue hard sells meant to hypnotize the slack jawed masses gives me great joy. Since I have had a Tivo it has been my friend, comforting me when I am ill, entertaining me when I am bored. Today , however, Tivo has turned on me like a college girl who has just had her bra snapped. I found out that Tivo doesnt like to make daily calls over my new VOIP system. Since I have a wireless network system in the house, I figure I will set up Tivo for wireless guide downloads. The original box that my Tivo came in promised me that setting this up was easy. I went to the Tivo web site and purchased the recommended wireless adaptor for my Tivo. 2 days later it arrives ,in a box marked Tivo compatible. I plug it in , and VOILA!, nothing. I call Tivo and they tell me that the Tivo that I purchased, the one that said it was network ready, needs to upgrade to a new version of the software for it to work on a network. This indicates that Tivo as already sold me a lie. Now here comes the fun part, in order to get the new software I have to have my dvr dial in to Tivo central. So to use Tivo on a network because I cant dial in, I HAVE TO DIAL IN!!!!!! This is so typical of these corporate, blood sucking, douche nozzles! “We promise its easy! We are dedicated to our customers! Come be part of our family! ………hi, now that we have your money your fucked. suck it up.”.
I have only myself to blame. While I have always thought that corporations are leaches without concsience (sp?), I have allowed myself to be deluded in regards to tech companies. Somewhere in my subconcious I have allowed myself to believe their propoganda that they are not like old America companies. That they were started by young mavericks who rebelled against the standard corporate practices and are more concerned with human issues than rampant corporate greed. Why do I let myself fall into their propaganda trap? ARRGHH!!!
Now I have to take my , “network ready”, Tivo to a friends house so that I can have it call Tivo to make it network ready. I might as well have a DVR built by Exxon sitting in my house. There isnt much that I love in this world, but Tivo was an exception. Now when I look at it it looks like the smirking face of some suspender wearing corporate greedhead. I would love to smash in its taunting faceplate with a lacrosse stick but then I might miss an episode of ,”Rescue Me”, and that cannot be allowed to happen. I feel like a junkie. Devoted to the nirvana-like rush of the high Tivo gives me, yet dreading the itchy-armed, sweating pain of not having Tivo despite is painful reminder of my own gullibility to corporate hucksterism.

This blog has come into existence as an outlet for my internal angst in regards to humanity and it’s eternal need to annoy, anger, and occasionally, dumbfound me. People suck, and since it is safe to assume that you, the reader, are a person, then you suck. I intend to use this blog to show you the myriad ways in which you suck, and the methods you use to kill my soul with your sucknicity. You will, of course, be completely unaware of your sucknessence, (a common symptom of those who suck), and will think that none of my ravings apply to you. You are wrong. You suck.